This is Kim Jong-Il. He is dead now. This is how I imagine he asked people to wait.

This cat is a cat and a ninja. The two things the internet loves.
Also I wrote about the X Factor.

This.

Typed ‘cheese sword’ into the Google image search. This was my favourite result. It looks like a bong cutting a toastie in half.

Tiny Chameleons recreate the Sistine Chapel ceiling fresco.